Q. How do you feel about selling virtual items for real money? (Do NOT advertise RMT services!) (Answer!)
A. If you want to waste your money, go for it. I do however get object to people selling xp (gaming for other people).
Q. What is the most memorable flamewar you can remember? (Answer!)
A. The Barrens in WoW. March 2006. Yugos vs Myself.</p><p >"Warlocks are gay! You play a warlock, so your gay!" - Yugos<br>"Why?" - Me<br>"Your wearing a dress, so your gay."<br>"That just makes me transvestite. I'd only be gay if I were hot for you."<br>"What!"<br>"I'm hot for you, come to Elohssa you sexy orc you."<br>"Get away from me."<br>"Can I call you daddy?"<br>-Yugos has logged out-<br>"Victory"</p><p >This was the first in a long line of arguments with Yugos.
Q. How many hours a week do you play? (Answer!)
Q. Why do you join guilds or clans? (Answer!)
A. The social aspect. Grouping, raiding etc is just a side aspect of joining for me. Meeting strange and wonderful nutjobs from around the world is far more entertaining some times.<br>And when you all do group up for some fun, the results can be hilarious.</p><p >Raiding with the insane is an addictive experience.
Q. What question would you add to the Attitudes system? (Answer!)
A. Where do you lead from, the front lines or from the rear lines?
A. I prefer to rise above such debates
Q. Where did you get your gaming names from? (Answer!)
A. Mostly random to be honest. Either that or i'l just think of something relevant to the game (killed 9 times on my first day or playing EVE, irony that I was called THE CLONE).
Q. How do you feel about playing characters of the opposite sex? (Answer!)
A. Its disgusting. If you have a penis, your charactr should reflect this! For gods sake why woud anyone WANT to play a female character? And don't give me "If i'm going to be looking at somones arse all day, it may as well be pleasing." I was using that excuse years ago, and I can firmly say its complete bull.</p><p >I usualy play casters, so i'm damn well gonna have a purple wand and hairy sack of magic. Besides, if you end up in a roleplay situation, you may as well stick to what you know. And if that means being complete sexist jerk, then so be it.
Q. What are your thoughts on roleplaying in games? (Answer!)
A. No problem with it, just as long as theres some sort of channel or highlight for it in chat (had more than a few misunderstandings in the past*).</p><p >*= Well, if they will ole worlde speak, your bound to if your not expecting it.
Q. In real life, are you male or female? (Answer!)
Q. What are the proper uses of tank guns and bubblegum? (Answer!)
A. Well tank guns.. aren't they those water pistols with a screw on water tank ppl try to use as flamethrowers after you pump them up (Wrist action required).</p><p >And bubble gum... well, after seeing that double mint advert fom the 80's with the twin blondes... hmmm, I feel like chewing something.
Q. Are you interested in working within the game industry? (Answer!)
Q. What experience do you have beta-testing games? (Answer!)
Q. If you could bring any book, movie or comic to life in a game, which would you choose? (Answer!)
A. Larry Nivens: Ringworld.
Q. What is a feature you would like added to GamerDNA? (Answer!)
A. Idiot of the year award.
Q. What are the specs on your gaming rig? (Answer!)
A. AMD 4000+ 64bit<br>Soon to have 4gb ram<br>160gb HDD.<br>x800 radeon graphics<br>Audigy 2 sound card.
Q. What are your favorite tabletop (RPG, board, miniatures, etc.) games? (Answer!)
A. I have to say Warhammer Roleplay, Monopoly, and Warhammer fantasy & 40k battle games.
Q. What sort of players annoy you the most? (Answer!)
A. Elite kiddies (Yeah I know), and those who get easily distracted (I used to be one of these, and now I know what I put my friends through. Don't think I can apologise enough.)
Q. What music do you like to play games to? (Answer!)
A. Bit of an odd mix: Soft to hard rock, Metal, Punk, Polka, the occasional pop tune. Althouhh for the grind, anything that makes you giggle and laugh, helps pass the time easier, amkes it less tedious.
Q. Have you ever had a romantic encounter with someone you met in a game? (Answer!)
A. Nope. I'm an arsehole, and pretty much play myself when in game.
Q. What do your characters and avatars usually look like? (Answer!)
A. Varied. Beards and facial hair is usuallu prefered on a my characters, but not essencial. Try to keep them distinct from each other.
Q. What do you love or hate about PVP? (Answer!)
A. I like the cmpetetiveness of pvp, but it has to be said that getting jumped while your PVE is just bad manners, as well as getting jumped by stealthers with instant kills.</p><p >I prefer my pvp one on one, not just getting killed while your defending yourself against a PVE monster by some backstabbing cock-sucker.
Q. When you are not playing games, what do you do for fun? (Answer!)
A. Writing. Some origional peices, some fan fiction. Also, model building (Warhammer Empire army). Roleplay (When everyone has time) as well as a bit of web browsing.</p><p >Would do more, bit my mobility is somewhat restricted at present.
Q. What are your most memorable achievements in a game? (Answer!)
A. Using a Bora light fighter to wipe out three Heavy GSC players. Making an Evil Dwarf mage and making him a close combat monster (Suprise the hell out of other mages in dueals) in NWN online. Various arcts of anarchy on WoW (PvP server).</p><p >However, getting kicked from 3 Freelancer servers for extreme piracy is probobly top. Its not my fault people will fly around unarmed, or that the police battlecruisers have such huge gaps in their defences. And its certainly not my fault the player pirates took advantage of this.... ok, that one may be me.
Q. Have you ever had a memorable real-life meeting with other gamers? (Answer!)
Q. What are your thoughts on player-made mods/addons for games? (Answer!)
A. Don't mind 'em, just make sure they are not virused.
Q. Do you feel relationships within games are meaningful? (Answer!)
Q. What is the most overlooked or misunderstood game? (Answer!)
A. Anything bearng the name, STARTREK.
Q. If you could meet any game developer, who would it be? (Answer!)
A. Anyone interested in developing a truly next gen Sci-fi that doesn't suck hard.
A. Yes, when its working (Ventrillo)
Q. If you could cancel any online game, which would it be? (Answer!)
A. Tabula Rasa... then tell the developers "Either do a Duke Nukem, or do a proper bloody job!"
Q. When do you play, including timezone? (Answer!)
A. GMT, usually when my mates are on *or* between the hours of 12pm and 10pm.
Q. Beside GamerDNA, what are your favorite websites? (Answer!)
A. Freddys House (Binky The Bomb)
And various webcomics.
Q. If you made your own game, what would it be like? (Answer!)
A. Sci-Fi mmo.
Cyberpunk - Shadowrun mixed mechanic game with a world that is constantly shifting and changing depending on how the players factions are doing against each other. There would also be an end game (or sorts).
Q. What sort of tools (calculators, builders, spreadsheets, etc.) do you use to plan your characters? (Answer!)
A. None, there all natural... as natural as computer generated characters can get.
Q. Other than your console or PC, what is the piece of hardware you can't live without? (Answer!)
A. Laser Printer (Black Toner) just becasue its been runnng for 2 years and still hasn't run out of toner. Bloody bargin!
Q. What is your first computer or video gaming memory? (Answer!)
A. >You are in a room
-Look
>You are in a room, there is a door to your left
-Open door
>You can't do that
-Look door
>I don't understand the question
-Open Door
>You can't do that
-Whip out cock and beat down door with it
>You open the door
*sigh*
A. None. Experiment with mods but never realy play on them.
Q. Do your quiz results on GamerDNA reflect your personality, and if not, what did it get wrong? (Answer!)
A. If it comes up as "Demented, sexist, wandering tit" then its perfect
Binky The Bomb
